Cakes — Loser's Eating House

Want a cake?

Cakes ordered within 7 days are subject to a rush fee of $50. We will get back to you within 3 business days of your form submission.

Cakes are available for NYC and neighboring cities.

Cakes can be ordered up to 60 days in advance, we are unable to accept orders beyond this time frame. Wedding/large format cakes are an exception to this policy- please specify if this applies to you.

We make cakes that are 6 inch, 8 inch, 10 inch of 12 inch in diameter. And as a standard they are two layers. Rectangular sheet cakes made upon request.

We do not write on cakes, DO NOT ASK. Yes, we can do it, but we are bad at it and it will be ugly and you will be disappointed and it will be expensive.

Printed Edible Images are $20.

We love your suggestions on flavor, colors and a vibe, but will use our discretion to design a cake we’re proud to serve.

SIZING AND SERVINGS-

6 inch two layers feeds 10-12 ($150)

8 inch two layers feeds 20-24 ($200)

10 inch two layers feeds 30-40 ($300)

12 inch two layers feeds 50-60 ($450)

Make the 6 or 8 inch heart shape for $10.

For larger parties, we can tier any of the above sizes, or do a sheet cake.

Gluten Free Available for $20, Limited flavors.

Loser’s Classic Flavors:
Potato Chip (Vanilla Based, Chocolate Frosting, Ruffle Potato Chip Filled)

Madagascar Vanilla Bean Base with Vanilla Bean Icing).

Aperol Spritz (Vanilla Cake Based, Classic Aperol Spritz Garnish)

Espresso Martini (Chocolate Cake Based, Espresso Frosting)

Peanut butter and Jelly (Vanilla Cake Based, PB Frosting, Jelly Filled)

Brown Sugar and Toasted Coconut (Vanilla Cake Based, Coconut frosting)

Chocolate Base with Chocolate Frosting.

Popular Fillings-

Raspberry Jam, Pistachio Crumbles, Salted Caramel, Strawberry Jam, Hazelnut Crumbles And More!

Popular Icing Flavors-

Chocolate, Vanilla Bean, Coconut, Espresso, Peanut butter, Lemon, Earl Grey, Pistachio, Toasted Sesame, Cinnamon, Chocolate peppermint And More!

Ordering outside of these flavors, or fresh fruit garnishes will result in additional costs.

Pick up from 30 Vandam in SoHo is encouraged, delivery is available, $20 within Manhattan or $30 to other boroughs $60 for white glove wedding cake delivery.

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Is there an occasion? If so, what?

wedding? bday? dinner party?

Do you have a flavor in mind?

Scroll up to see our classics!

Do you have any allergies or aversions?

How big should this cake be?

Our cakes start as small as 6 inches, 2 layers.

Date

When do you need this cake?

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Pick up cake or have it delivered?

You can pick up the cake from Soho (30 Vandam), or we can deliver for a fee.

What time does cake need to be at event if choosing delivery?

Delivery address if applicable

Delivery is $20 in Manhattan, $30 to other boroughs and available from 11-5 pm.

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Delivery

I acknowledge that by selecting delivery, I accept the risk of minor cosmetic damage to the cake during transport and understand that the bakery is not liable for such damage once the cake has left the premises.

Questions, concerns, or anything else we should know?

How did you hear about us?

If we share your cake on social media, do you want us to tag you? If yes, share your handle.

I agree with cancellation policy

50% Deposit when booking, following 50% due 7 days after cake is delivered. Cakes cancelled within 7 days of the scheduled date will forfeit deposit. Late payments are subject to a 10% penalty fee.

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Soho, New York, NY 10013